He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
The air taste purple.
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