Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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