I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
