you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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