i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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