Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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