someone get that fucking seahorse.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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