he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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