Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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