We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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