just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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