Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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