every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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