She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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