Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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