Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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