So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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