I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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