Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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