Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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