After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
