You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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