I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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