Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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