As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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