i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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