Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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