But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
her vagine was all disorganized.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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