i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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