used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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