i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
