I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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