she looked like the before picture.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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