I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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