Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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