After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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