I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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