I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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