I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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