ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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