You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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