Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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