yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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