Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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