YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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