Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I see more hoeing in ur future
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