I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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