What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
