man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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