Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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