Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it glows. i had to have it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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