Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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